Poem I read at the Green Mill open mic 3-8-09

Porno Movie

We’re gonna make a porno movie,
me and all my friends.
Gonna make a porno movie
‘cause we’ve got credit card debts
we’ve got to pay.

Why should we work
when we can get paid for getting laid?
Better than working shit jobs:
telemarketer, waitress, maid.

We’re all feeling so hot.
It doesn’t have to have a plot,
just the right lighting and decor.

Johnny’s got the props:
some whips, some cutlery,
some mayonnaise.

Julie’s renting the hotel suite.
There’s a pool and room service,
a game room and a soda machine.

Lily’s doing a handstand.
Billy’s got her by the ankles.
Jody’s wearing the dildo.
Cindy’s in shackles.

Ben’s got the paddle.
Margaret’s going to get a spanking.
We’re all having such fun.
We’re not even acting.

Ours will be the best porno movie ever
because we like each other so much.
We’re all so sexy, witty, and clever.
We swoon at every touch
and melt in each other’s mouths.

We’re gonna make a porno movie,
me and all my friends.
Gonna make a porno movie.
‘cause we’ve got credit card debts
we’ve got to pay.